These 30 Fortunes Are Better Than the Actual Fortune Cookies

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It’s debatable if fortune cookies are actually cookies, because let’s be honest…They taste pretty similar to the pieces of paper that are deftly slipped inside them.

And what’s on those slips of paper? Extremely random “fortunes” that are nothing if not entertaining — especially if you find one like these.

It was apparently a little claustrophobic.

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Actually, this one is true.

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Unless someone has to read this to you.

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Creepy, but I guess it depends on who you’re doing it with?

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Because their lives are simply so tiring.

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