These 30 Fortunes Are Better Than the Actual Fortune Cookies

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It’s debatable if fortune cookies are actually cookies, because let’s be honest…They taste pretty similar to the pieces of paper that are deftly slipped inside them.

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And what’s on those slips of paper? Extremely random “fortunes” that are nothing if not entertaining — especially if you find one like these.

It was apparently a little claustrophobic.

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Actually, this one is true.

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Unless someone has to read this to you.

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Creepy, but I guess it depends on who you’re doing it with?

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Because their lives are simply so tiring.

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